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Marco.org – Top 10 Tech Failures of 2010

Top 10 Tech Failures of 2010

  1. Something from Apple that everyone loves
  2. Something else from Apple that everyone loves
  3. Your favorite cellular telephone
  4. Something Facebook did
  5. Something Google launched
  6. A crappy tablet nobody has ever heard of
  7. Microsoft’s latest initiative
  8. Desktop Linux
  9. Michael Arrington
  10. Ping

via Marco.org – Top 10 Tech Failures of 2010.

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Brilliant Practical Joke

Mentos Practical Joke
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Wake Up, Kitty

Even if you hate cats, you’ve gotta love this little clip.

Sleepy Cat

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Megan Fox Analyzes Her Farts

megan foxI swear, while the entire world is obsessed with Megan Fox, I still don’t get it.  She’s just not my type.  I admit, she’s nice to look at, but she’s certainly no better than at least 25 women I can name off the top of my head.

But she got marginally cooler when I found this Megan Fox quote:

“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.”

I’m not kidding.

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Thank You, Mr/Mrs Fed-Ex Person!

On Friday, my iPhone 3G S was scheduled to be delivered. I was very anxious that, should it require a signature, I’d be spending the weekend awaiting its Monday arrival. So I took a shot and wrote a little note. I now love our Fed-Ex dude (dudette?).

Note to Fed-Ex

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How Funny is “Fart for Free”?

I was stuck in pretty terrible traffic last night, as a result, the 5 mile commute home took well over an hour forty five, during which time, I had to entertain a 15 month old. To pass the time, my daughter and I conducted an experiment: to find out which of the 16 fart noises that come in the iPhone’s “Fart for Free” application is funniest.

Fart for Free

Fart for Free

I can now report the results.

I find fart #6 to be funniest. Each time I listen to it, I continue to laugh, unlike some of the others, which are funny the first time but no longer surprising or funny thereafter. 1 is good, a simple pop, but 6 continues to make everyone laugh.

But the science part of it is thus: will a 15 month old, who doesn’t speak any real English, whose comprehension is limited to just a few short syllables, find any fart funny at all?

The answer is an enthusiastic yes! Jillian found fart #13 to the funniest, if her reaction is to be believed. She did not laugh at all at fart #1, however, she gave a good smile for #6. She cried during farts 10 and 11, which either means she didn’t find the herald blast variety funny or she was fed up with her car seat, but I’m inclined to believe the former, given that 13 led to fantastic laughter.

There you go: the most objective viewpoint, someone who, thus far is ambivalent towards farts as a whole, someone who has no preference for any particular brand of fart humor, someone who has no sense of embarrassment in this arena, a blank slate, totally unmarred by experience or shame laughed hardest at fart #13. Another great human mystery has been solved: the funniest variety of fart sound effect.

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Rob Schneider is… The Stapler!

One of my favorite South Park clips.

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